THE BLOG OF EPIC PROPORTIONS

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2010-12-01T01:15:00.003+08:00

its one of those nights again. i cant pinpoint whats wrong but everything just feels wrong..

i find myself questioning how i had lived my life so far..

i think i'm doing it wrong.

am i really being who i am?

i am really living?

everything i do, every decision, its all wrong. all bad.

let everyone down, let myself down.

distancing myself from everyone... retreating further into this old shell of mine..

i fucking hate myself.

yum

2010-08-29T17:13:00.002+08:00

been enjoying the expensive stuff lately!

voyage de la vie + a night at hardrock hotel last week!
kenna asked to do magic on stage lawlawl!

mortons steakhouse this week!
steak was good but portion tooooo big!!

this is called contributing to the economy! hahahahaha

too bad work is sucks.

doubts

2010-07-03T02:18:00.002+08:00

its been four months since that day i found out.

it still feels as fresh.

i am still filled with doubts. its not that i dont want to believe you. but looking at those black and white words, its just impossible to.

and the suffering goes on.

cheating

2010-03-02T19:16:00.003+08:00

1. go to google
2. type "cheating"
3. ????
4. profit!!!!1!

lol looks like the trends are that girls are one upping guys.
gg.

as they say, when girl says she slept with 2 guys, u gotta multiply that by 3. when a guy says he slept with 2 girls, u gotta divide that number by 5. (in this case the guy is a virgin, enjoy the hand)

2010-02-27T09:38:00.002+08:00

so i find myself confiding in kruger.
hey, hes a dog i know... but hes the only one that i can talk about such thing to.
and the only living thing that doesnt betray.

he listens, he seems to know my pain, anguish etc etc.

and i can see why dogs are the best companions a man can have.
maybe someway down this troubled roads i am traversing, i might just adopt a god as my life companion.

hell, i might even get religious.
maybe some mediation and chants can save my soul and calm my inner turmoils.

humans just aint worth the effort and hurt they might cause.
men are cheap, women enjoys being cheap.

in this modern world, chivalry is dead, honour is irrelevant and loyalty doesnt exist.

they say if you cant beat them, join them.
but i may be cheapskate, i am not all that cheap.

thanks for the stinking pile of shit.
i hope you all burn in hell.

2010

2010-02-27T02:48:00.003+08:00

2009 sloppy seconds got carried over into 2010

and thus my first post of 2010 is a sad one.

today i found out something.
today i realised i was kept in the dark.. for a year, again.
i feel betrayed.
i feel dirty.
i feel sick.
i feel like i sucked cock.

yeah u read that right.

i wanna puke.

fuck my life. i'm your bitch.

feelings.

2009-12-28T00:02:00.002+08:00

it feels so foreign.. this feeling.
this sadness... this depressing weight upon my being.

its been a long time.. and i feel horrible.
i hate the life i had been living.
i feel fucked up and i have fuckloads of regrets.
of the 26 yrs i have been alive.. most of it was wasted.
i feel unfilial, useless.

dad's birthday just went by. it dawned on me that my parents arent all that young anymore and i aint a kid no more.

i realised how important my family is in my life. i realised that this fairy tale family life is not eternal, and time goes by way too fast when you dont want it to.

it also made me realise how much i want my parents to be happy. i wanna be a better son.
i keep having this aching feeling that i am neglecting my parents.

everytime i think back on those time the family is out together, be it just a meal, shopping or walking around.. i wish those times would never end and that it will go on and on. but we all know how harsh reality is.

i hate reality.

it makes my eyes water, my nose sour up, whenever i think about this.
all i know is, that this family i have is amazing.
and i want my mom and dad to still be my mom and dad, my sisters to still be my sisters, the life after this and on and on.

i love my family.

thanks for giving me the strength to live this life.

AVATAR

2009-12-19T18:16:00.001+08:00

AVATAR IS TEH BESTEST MOVIE THIS YEAR!

FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE!

SCI-FI + FANTASY = PWNAGE

hard

2009-12-02T14:38:00.001+08:00

i am an egg. (imho, of course)

go figure.

ej25

2009-05-21T23:29:00.002+08:00

just this wednesday, i went to the warehouse to look for someone and this dude from the warehouse went like "eh bro, ur subaru got drop in the 2.5 litre engine?"

i was like hahahahaha. how could my fucking slow assed underpowered torqueless white turtle have a 2.5l block inside???

BUT THEN he got me thinking... what if i were to drop in the EJ25 block?
at 3-4k incl labour, its sounds super tempting... just that the law part abit ...
pop the hood and impound here we go.

maybe i should bore the current 1.5 block bigger. at least harder to detect. har har har. decisions decisions.

my favourite quotes

2009-04-29T11:47:00.002+08:00

Camouflage is the color of fear.

Faith is the sturdiest armour. Hatred the surest weapon.

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

The ends always justify the means.

The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal.

There is nothing to fear but failure.

“Excuses are the refuge for the weak.”

“A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn”

“There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt”

“We are not your worst nightmare… we are your every nightmare”.

A small mind is a tidy mind.

A small mind is easily filled with faith.

An empty mind is a loyal mind.

Better crippled in body than corrupt in mind.

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

OG lock

2009-04-26T15:02:00.002+08:00

fucking street racers. stupid ah bengs and ah peks with ego issues.
its all becos of these fucktards insurance companies can justify an increase in motor insurance premium. even the white ants now also give extra attention to certain cars and erect road blocks everywhere.

i would not give a flying horseshit about them if not for them affecting my dReams!!11!

fuck. people kb wanna have sex, dont do it outside but go find a hotel room.
i wanna kb streetbengs wanna race dont do it outside on roads, go to the fucking track.
all the punks got free sponsored rides i dont see how they cant afford 200 bucks to go tracking.
perhaps they too mentally retarded to know about tracks... maybe too stupid to even read the papers.

straits times published the OG crackdown big big like 2-3 weeks ago and YET they caught so many people over this weekend. ffs.. ah bengs really dont read, do they?
damn fucking dumb.

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking roads (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on vtec (I'm on vtec)
I'm on vtec (I'm on vtec)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm rolling on vtec (rolling on vtec)
I'm on vtec (I'm on vtec)
I'm on vtec
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking R (R, yeah)

I'm on vtec motherfucker take a look at me
Straight riding on vtec on the local streets
Busting 90, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on the road

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on vtec, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my open pod
And my iridium sparkies
I'm flipping whities, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on vtec, doing flips and shit
The vtec's screaming, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't OG, this is real as it gets
I'm on vtec, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on vtec and
It's going fast and
I got a cold air intake
custom made heatshield
I'm the king of the world
On vtec like 'roids
If you're walking,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, vtec is REAL!!!

Fuck turbos, I'm on vtec, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck drags, I run tracks, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the roads with myself, motherfucker (yeah)
This vtec engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms resting on the short shifter (short shifter)
Gonna fly this ride to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on vtec
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Hey whities
Look at me, oh (please don't catch me)

Never thought I'd see the day
When vtec comes my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a swiss pork (swift sport)

I'm on vtec
I'm on vtec
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm rolling on vtec (woaah)
I'm on vtec
I'm on vtec
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' k20 (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

that reprobate.

2009-03-27T08:37:00.002+08:00

skimmed thru some writings related to religions, and realised that real buddhism is the closest to my profile. but of course, i wont take it up. as much as i agree with buddhist teachings, i know i cant live up to it.

yeah, there are certain people that doesnt deserve compassion and forgiveness... to me at least.
and then there's hatred.

these few days, there has been an mass orgy in my head.
conclusion? i'm still a helpless nobody who cant maim or ruin that reprobate in question.

fuck yeah

2009-01-11T01:00:00.001+08:00

double surprises. aw yeah. i failed to guess both but wow.

there are some things money cant buy.

i am a happy fucker yep.

.

2009-01-10T01:24:00.000+08:00

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end

You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

FFFFFUUUUUU

2008-12-27T16:51:00.002+08:00

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GIVE ME BACK MY 750 MILLION ISK

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I FEEL SO SHIT.

MY ONE FUCKING BILLION

of pubes on teh interwebs.

2008-12-20T16:40:00.002+08:00

this is a public service anouncement for all the folks who love to post their pics online... esp those that love to post clubbing/provocative pics.

please. FOR FUCKS SAKE SHAVE YOUR PUBES!

you have absolutely no idea how many lifes (and eyes) have been ruined due to some folks' lack of self awareness, laziness or whatthefuckever.

whether its intentional or not these folks wanted to let the interweb see their amazon bushforest is up for debate.

k enough of shitz. time for some linkz.

heres the original.

http://users.design.ucla.edu/~petergng/pics/real_muff_fail.jpg

spot the disaster first before you check out those links below.

i'm too lazy to hotlink them so please copypasta yourself teh links for some photochop goodness.

http://x26.xanga.com/932f361bc3d35224199597/w176142207.jpg

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1033/waldojc6.jpg

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/7083/mach3zg5.jpg

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/3092/venusdh7.jpg

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2613/daysoftheweekhx7.jpg

http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=verynicedh3.jpg

and theres a discussion going on here

and heres her blog

the girls from ucla so i am sure shes getting quite a bit of attention from her side.

imagine the bush jokes. hahahaha.

she looks every bit an attention ho so shes probably enjoying new found fame anyway.

well it sure aint the first time some er.. bush is on the interweb headlines, but fuck damn people never learn. just think about edison and his harem of bushwhackers.

it makes little me flip in my sleep, man.

actually, the problem isnt the bush here. the main problem i am trying to highlight is... the super tough last bosses of the interasshole, THE INTERNET TOUGH GUYS.

these people have made news and ruined the lives of many.

so please people, i beseech you. post less pics online and less info online.

its just better that way.

on another note... i feel more and more murderous whenever i drive.

i have this urge to ram other cars or run people down, GTA style

ugh, the voices in my head... they are getting worse.

bored

2008-11-28T00:30:00.002+08:00

work sucks. overworked and underpaid.

hur cooked dinner today whee.

ippt soon. gonna fail and RT again.

NS sucks balls.

already so sian still got army.

ARGH.

when reservist starts even mroe sian.

i wanna die larrr

the name is not gerard

2008-10-10T20:05:00.002+08:00

lol it seems people are having issues with pronouncing ma name.

gee ee arrr ehhh ellle dee = gerald.

but its okay cos i'm cool.

how does one pronounce "ald" as "ard" is beyond my comprehension.

lets examine the name donald.

in my whole fucking life i never heard someone pronounce that as "DONARD" or donut or gonads.

whatever.

however, people can and WILL pronounce gerald as gerard and gerLARD. fuck i know i am fat but i have feelings too.

lets take another look at some words that end with "ald"

emerald, bald and herald. thats all i can think of at the moment.

so anyone ever pronounced those as emeRARD, bARD and herARD?

no right?

never fucking ever right?

shoopafuckingwhoop.

if not for the fact i need my pay from there, i would have tried to point out the amount of fail this crap is to me.

maybe its cause my office is a rather weird environment whereby we are under UK leadership while the people are mostly dialect spewing yellownecks. i'm cool wit that too but they speak too much cantonese and i dont understand most of that. maybe its cuz we are affiliated to our sister company in hong kong.

at least these people are not obnoxious snobs which is good.

cos snobs can never share the same space. lolz.

birday

2008-09-22T00:33:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRDDAY PIGZ.

ur legal now LAWL.

2008-08-26T01:55:00.001+08:00

Greed:	Low
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	High
Envy:	Very Low
Lust:	Low
Pride:	Low

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

2008-08-26T00:51:00.001+08:00

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	High
Envy:	Medium
Lust:	Low
Pride:	Medium

The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com

thankews!

2008-08-24T23:45:00.001+08:00

zomg thankews pigz!

now i haz got me some warhammerz collectorz editionz

thou art made of god and win!

much praise to thee!!!

special cat

2008-08-19T23:34:00.003+08:00

yesterday while slacking and rotting at home while smsing pig, she suddenly said she saw an injured cat.

she went home to pick up some medication before going off to clean the cat's wound.
apparently according to her, the wounds looked fresh. poor kitty.

zomg i am so proud of my baby.
though we both like to poke fun at others (she does it much more kthx) and have accumulated a lifetime worth of bad deeds, pig definitely earned like lots of good karma and one million ~~cookie~~ god points yesterday.

one serving of heaven coming right up. with exta havoc sauce pls.
gimme some winz points haha!

tried to locate the kitty today. failed.

whee pigpig ftw.
pls show me the pussy tomorrow.

baby seems to love her much. hehe.

weird dream

2008-08-02T14:44:00.002+08:00

had one of the weirdest dreams ever.

it began with me gazing out of my house's window.
however, in the dream, the house was facing the esplanade lulz. looks like something you would see if ur staying in meritus mandarin i think.

in the dark night skies, i saw missiles launching in distance. i have no idea where the hell did a country or island or whatever landed like to the south of us. but whatever. so i alerted the family and next thing i know, its war or something lol.

saw activations, and sirens and what nots. strangely i was not called up hahhahaha. then the missiles hit... blowing up the esplanade and stuff, mushroom cloud and all... houses start to fall apart, including mine. was wondering what caused this shiat while evaccing.

could see firefights light up the night sky all over. dont think the battle was going too well haha.
then news was reporting some weird shit. i think i saw opposition mps smiling for dunno what. -.-

next day, apparently all foreign "assets" were recalled back to homeland and the situation was stable enuff to return to home.

then i woke. zzzzzzzzzz.
i like epic dreams!

zomg

2008-07-27T22:32:00.000+08:00

zomg i love u deepz!

that time again

2008-07-21T15:53:00.005+08:00

aw yeah, its that time again.

the time to question my existence. hahaha.

then again... maybe i wont bother.
there wont be an answer to that anyway.

but i do know that my existence is pretty much a moot point now.
i feel detached, empty and crappy.
wait a minute... can i even feel?
okay, so i think i feel detached, empty and crappy then.

lowest point in life so far. kekekeke.
oh well. hope i faster die!!! kekekekeke!

i think i should push for a career in sectors with high mortality rates and high pay.
any suggestions?
offshore shit?
eh wait... the world's most dangerous catch comes to mind..
would love to join a crew of king crab fishermen.
good pay/death ratio.
long off periods somemore.
damn.

random

2008-07-08T16:42:00.002+08:00

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CANT FEEL YOU THERE!!!

its not what you think i am trying to imply.

or is it?

MINDFUCK!
lalalalalalala.

skinny dipping is better than wearing costume indeed.

dream

2008-06-29T16:04:00.003+08:00

i had a dream.

it was a lulwut? kinda dream.

work as bomb king? ??? is that shit.
oversized guppies and pikes.
superpowers and stopping bullets mid air.
wow.

i need a real dream damn it.
anyway disregard that, i suck cocks.

DIABLO 3!!!!!!!!!! omfg.
"Cain, you're still alive..."
"Stay awhile and listen!"
no thanks bye
"...no one listens anymore..."

an illusion

2008-06-19T03:48:00.001+08:00

how long are you gonna stay deluded...
maybe its my fault.

hi

2008-06-05T02:56:00.001+08:00

long time no see.
i'm sick.
bad flu and cough.
gonna die. but i live.
and i passed my exams.
i rock.

an hero

2008-05-25T06:05:00.001+08:00

i feel like becoming one.

i think i am becoming batshit depressed..

maggots

2008-05-13T14:56:00.002+08:00

hello faggots. i dont know if there are anyone reading this shit but ima greet yall anyways.

so i've been thinking about what kinda career i should build on and guess what?
i seriously want to become a manual labour kinda guy... SERIOUSLY.
without all that politicking and backstabbing, it will own much.

i really really dislike playing with people. heck even in multiplay situations, i solo.
says much. sometimes i wonder why i played mmorpgs when 75% of the time i'm like just playing a rpg, disregarding the mmo aspect. lol.

on a even more serious note, i think i'm gonna find a cubicle job and sit in there all day. nice.
solo play in a mmo environment! my kinda cake.

ah well. everything blows.

weird

2008-05-03T00:30:00.001+08:00

been a long time since i last felt like this.

weird.

maybe its the songs.

maybe its the things that are happening or has happened around me.

whatever the case it is.

of win and of fail

2008-04-28T12:21:00.002+08:00

actually, i'm just made up of fail.
pure epic fail. everyday.
all the time, anytime.

so bleak, so bleak.

rt

2008-04-23T00:20:00.001+08:00

first rt session was a joke.

second rt session was hard.

gonna ache like fuck tmr.
damn i'm weaksauce.

astons and rt

2008-04-20T06:56:00.002+08:00

after living at katong for like 4-5 yrs, i finally ate at ASTONS. zomg.
value for money steak. beats jacks place by a mile at like less than half the price.
good shit.
RTF? most definitely.

now its time for RT. i shall try to lose all the fats i've accumulated from about like 5-6yrs of NO exercise.
woot. armed with so little sleep i think i will die. lol
best is i still not feeling to well.
hope i dont collapse and end up like those peeps who die during exercise.
muahaha.

i'm gonna be so shag.
fuck.

happily pissed

2008-04-15T00:01:00.002+08:00

omg its been a long time since i saw HDs.
omg i am so happy. its a miracle.

but too bad someone had to spoil the day for me. sigh.

resolutions

2008-04-09T23:28:00.001+08:00

thats it.
i saw the light.
life is short.
i'm gonna live a life filled with nothing but lulz.

distraught

2008-04-09T00:13:00.000+08:00

ever woke from a dream so filled with despair to find you've wet your pillows?

a dream of death...
watching the ship launch... suddenly, it started to lose power, altitude. the lights and thrusters started to flicker midflight... reality sank in... followed by immense despair. watched on as the massive ship fell back onto earth. lost 2 of my most precious persons along with it.

found out that i received a final sms from them before they were lost.

two of us were left in the world..
then outta nowhere people appeared... even at my windows. these people looked like certain people i know, yet they are different. then people started coming into the house. went to the kitchen, saw the two persons back home... hugged them... and heard one said, "we just had to come back one last time."
cried like mad upon hearing those words. had the feeling of so much to say to them yet so little time.
they had to "leave" by the next morning...

then i woke up, in a pool of tears.

reset

2008-03-30T01:33:00.000+08:00

man whenever i think about the past, i wanna hit the reset button.
all that silly shit i did before is oh so fucking stupid when i think about them now.

firstly, those things made no sense.
secondly, its stupid.
thirdly, its childish.

wish i grew up earlier. haha.

wise men said

2008-02-25T04:21:00.000+08:00

quoted off a source.

"Men need to realize that the only women worth spending time and money on are prostitutes. There's no bullshit involved in such a transaction and no games. You pay her AND you fuck her. That's it. Nothing else is expected, desired or offered. Her personal opinions, no matter how vapid, are simply irrelevant - so it doesn't matter how stupid or shallow she really is. Prostitutes are the only women in the world who are worth the time and money men spend on them. Girlfriends ultimately cost much more than prostitutes (in terms of time, money, and headaches) and simply don't deliver as much bang for the buck. Forget about dating these shallow bitches guys, it's just not worth the trouble. Just find yourself a quality hooker, plunk down a few bucks, get your load off, and get on with your life. It's a better way to live and you'll be happier that way."

what do you think?

love me, spoil me? i say fuck you, ya dig?

2008-02-24T14:50:00.000+08:00

after reading today's sunday times articles on local women. i couldnt help but agree with what the article said.

heres the said article.

so the article starts with this:

CONFIDENT. Assertive. Practical. Not into mind games. That's what 21st-century Singaporean women are, right?

All efficiency in their smart suits, they have rolled up their sleeves and proven their mettle, earning good money as they show their savvy in the workplace, flood into top universities and make their point in politics.

But not when it comes to dating, it would seem.

Whether shopgirl or career gal, these Miss Independents turn into pampered princesses who expect the mere male of the species - as they view him - to be at their beck and call.

aw yeah. according to someone, her friends'/relatives'/cousins' have boyfriends who are completely at their beck and call. and of fucking cos, she herself begins to develop a firm belief thats the way all boyfriends should be. in other words, be a fucking slave, a pet... just that this slave/pet will have to feed the owner from their own pockets etc. personally, i have yet to date an OL so i have no idea with regards to the workplace aspect.

Heres more from the article:
expect their men to pay for their dates, deposit them safely home afterwards, initiate celebrations and dress up on special occasions, meet them at least twice a week, open doors to cars and restaurants and - oh - some even expect guys to carry their handbags for them.

local women have serious issues. this sounds like ur bring ur own 5 year old daughter out or something. so a r/s with local women is actually paternal duty is it? whats next? CHANGE THEIR PADS FOR THEM TOO? of cos some on the list of expectations aint too hard, men do perform them willingly but expecting all of those at all times is fucked up. so ur man has his hands occupied, yet u still expect him to open ur doors? opening car doors when going in i can comprehend, but when coming out very hard to open and come out meh? god save the men. also a broke man how to always pay for ur meals? always hear girls say they look for intelligent men blah blah, i dont see how the above list requires more than average intelligence. a retard can prolly do those too if u train him.
so conclusion, women are hypocritical. below a female herself agrees. :)

The founder of dating agency Lunch Actually Violet Lim, 28, tells LifeStyle she has come across many female members who declined to go on a second date with a guy despite finding him witty and intelligent because he did not pay for her share.

'Some women are hypocritical as they demand to be taken seriously and treated equally, but when it comes to dating etiquette, they expect their boyfriends to attend to their every need,' she says. (Lu Minru, 36, senior marketing/communications consultant)

so where the fuck is the equality? oh sure they want it at workplace so they can take our food bowls.
which comes to this... these females wants to earn as much as us YET wants us to pay and do everything else. female logic defies all known sciences.

For some men, already stressed with the practicalities of fighting bright, clever women at the workplace, it must seem bewildering.

And for others, it must simply seem out of touch with reality.

Mr Joseph Wong, 36, an account director at an advertising firm, declares that Singapore women are 'too pampered and demanding'.

'Some of them are a bit of a nightmare and expect too much from men,' he says.

'There should be give and take in a relationship. If they are always piling on the pressure on men to do this and do that, they'd just put them off.'

Mr Wong, who is married with a baby daughter, adds that he has no problems with opening car doors and paying during dates.

'But if I am expected to do all that, then I feel it is a chore. It should come from my heart,' he says.

Regional sales manager Andy Ow, 37, feels that some women just want to have their cake and eat it, too.

'Women set standards selectively,' he says. 'In certain areas, they want us to perform to their expectations. Yet at other times, they want to have their say. They are sending mixed signals and they confuse us sometimes.'

above is how some men think. i agree 100% with them. pampered, demanding, failure to comprehend the concept of equality and sharing of burden. and since they pile chores like these on men, they should get the fuck in the kitchen and do some real chores to pay it back. dont expect anyone to give and give and feel good. that only occurs in fairy tales and movies. those characters have UNLIMITED CASH, TIME AND VITALITY. they dont need to work, they have all the time and they are all not real.
wake the fuck up.

and oh if anyone has a boyfriend that meets all your expectations, please do ur best to keep him. we need more of such heroes to keep unreasonable females away.

according to Dr Ilya Farber, 'If those are the most important items on most people's date checklists, then the human race is doomed,' adding that the results seem to reflect the traditional image of women as fragile creatures who need to have everything done for them. 'This is rather disappointing, since getting rid of that image has historically been an important step in establishing equal opportunity for women - in education, in the workplace and in government.'

the human race is doomed alright. or maybe just the local populace lulz. so whats with the bullshit about equality? haha. i would like to take the opportunity to quote 3 6 mafia, he said "I've got the dick so i make the rules". so how about staying unequal and let men beat yall into submission?

but of cos there are still some women who makes sense.

On the other hand, marketing consultant Ms Lu, whose husband is Australian, says that while they were dating as students in Melbourne, she insisted on going dutch, although he did pay for dinner sometimes.

'Both of us were equally in love and wanted to spend time to get to know each other, so I thought it was unfair that he foot all bills,' she says.

Ms Sue Yeo, the 33-year-old owner of dating agency Drinks At Eight, says: 'Not only do the men look ridiculous, I absolutely do not see how doing this proves an act of love and concern. If women are too lazy to take care of their personal belongings, then don't carry a bag.'

Meanwhile, Ms Mika Fujii, 41, managing director of an advertising firm here, does not understand all the fuss.

'In Japan, many women of my generation don't expect men to do anything special for them. It's nice if he opens doors for me, but I'm physically capable of opening them myself. If he's very rich, he can settle the bill but I will be equally fine with going dutch.

'In fact, I wouldn't allow a man to send me home unless I already know him very well. What if he turns out to be a pervert?' she says.

so what does the above say? outta the survey of 200 only like what 5 who are good women? this is fail on an extraordinarily epic scale. also in other words, find older, more matured partners as well as japanese ladies. esp japanese ladies, if u know what i mean.

to all the females who are normal, respect to yall. hope yall find happiness.
to those batshit crazy ones please wake the fuck up if not someone will have to wake u up forcefully.
no one owes you a living. we both bleed blood, just that u have to do it monthly.
so stop being such a pain in the ass. men are balding earlier cos of ur unnecessary stress and pressure. stop forcing men to the edge with horse shit antics. respect ur men as men not slaves. dont dominate, dont control, dont restrict. these only serves to push ur partners away. just look at the rising divorce rates locally, clearly something must be wrong. which means the partners sucks so the other tries to look for love outside of the prison.

lastly, know why it is impossible to please a woman?

BECAUSE NOBODY HAS A DICK THAT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE AND EJACULATES MONEY.

disclaimer: the author is not gay. he respects good women. at this point in time he cannot fathom himself in a relationship with batshitcrazy wimminz. perhaps he is destined to die a loveless, lonesome death.

and one more thing,
the author DID THIS FOR THE LULZ

cheers!