the name is not gerard

lol it seems people are having issues with pronouncing ma name.

gee ee arrr ehhh ellle dee = gerald. 

but its okay cos i'm cool.

how does one pronounce "ald" as "ard" is beyond my comprehension.

lets examine the name donald.

in my whole fucking life i never heard someone pronounce that as "DONARD" or donut or gonads.

whatever.

however, people can and WILL pronounce gerald as gerard and gerLARD. fuck i know i am fat but i have feelings too. 

lets take another look at some words that end with "ald"

emerald, bald and herald. thats all i can think of at the moment.

so anyone ever pronounced those as emeRARD, bARD and herARD?

no right? 

never fucking ever right?

shoopafuckingwhoop.

if not for the fact i need my pay from there, i would have tried to point out the amount of fail this crap is to me.

maybe its cause my office is a rather weird environment whereby we are under UK leadership while the people are mostly dialect spewing yellownecks. i'm cool wit that too but they speak too much cantonese and i dont understand most of that. maybe its cuz we are affiliated to our sister company in hong kong. 

at least these people are not obnoxious snobs which is good. 

cos snobs can never share the same space. lolz.